White Audis can't jump
Neither can black ones, red ones and midnight blue ones.
Recently I heard from a female friend that I hadn't seen in awhile, and yesterday we decided to meet at a restaurant for lunch. When I arrived, the parking lot was quite full, so I had to park about five spaces away from her.
Fast forward: We finished lunch, and got up to leave. It was now pouring rain outside. We said our goodbyes, and headed to our cars. I was just getting ready to back out of the spot when I noticed she had walked up to my car. As I lowered the window, she said to me, "My battery is dead; can you give me a jump?"
I looked at her very sheepishly, and told her I couldn't. "Why not?" she asked? I explained to her that Audi recommends against giving jumps because it could ruin the electronics in the car.
By now soaking wet, she gave me a stare that only a woman can give, and turned to pursue a couple crossing the parking lot. Luckily, they said they would give her a jump.
As I slowly drove away, the couple giving her a jump looked at me with an expression that said, "Wow, you're a real gentleman, aren't you?"
Maybe I'll start carrying a spare battery just for jumps.