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Old 03-06-2004, 01:59 PM   #1
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<center><img src="http://www.howiesee.com/pics/posts/girlspissingonjacescar.jpg"></center><p>Ok, so my friend comes in to my DJ booth with a scratch on his face, and his shirt all ruffled up.

I then inquire as to what happened.

Apparently, he was taking a **** in the parking lot between his car and some girls car...

and the girl was walking to her car and she thought that he was pissing on her car.

After trying to explain that he wasn't pissing on her car, his friend jumped in and mentioned that the car right next to him was his own.

She confirms "Oh, so this is your car huh?"

As my friend answers "Yeah, and I was just pissing next to my car, I wasn't pissing on your car," she gets up on the hood of his car, stands up, unbuttons her pants, squats, and, yup... you guessed it.

She started to take a **** right there on his hood, and she exclaims "I'm not even that drunk!"

He was about to grab her, but his friends were like "YO, just let her ****, this is great!!"

His friends got a pic of it.... this is kinda funny....

She was like, pretty hot too according to my friends.

Oh yeah, and shaved.

LOL at picture phones.
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a phone w/ camera
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So where'd the scratch and ruffled shirt come from?
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lol! 8^)
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Kinda cute for a psycho.
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Don't eat yellow snow!
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Whoops, she jumped on his back and started hitting him. HAha forgot to add that..
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girl peeing hood ornament? looks kinda big to me bad wind resistance!
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jesus....that's pretty fvcked up right there
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