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Old 09-18-2002, 11:55 AM   #1
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Default List all advantages, as well as all disadvantages of having a girlfriend.

sometimes i wonder whether or not it's worth it.
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Old 09-18-2002, 11:57 AM   #2
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Default advantage one...

advantage 1: you never have to go looking for poontang again

disadvantage 1: you still have to beg for poontang
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Old 09-18-2002, 11:59 AM   #3
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Default Here ya go:

Disadv - monogamy, accountability/lack of freedom

Adv - regular sex, companionship, productive time towards finding a life partner (you DON'T want to grow old alone)
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Old 09-18-2002, 12:01 PM   #4
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Default Its like a car - gotta have one.

+ steady supply of sex
- sex with same person
- same 'moves' all of the time
+ always have someone to hang with
- always hanging with the same person
- you end up paying all of the time
+ you experience a deeper sense of being
- you have to cuddle

- you have to call her every freeking minute of the day
- you have to hold in your farts, until you get married
- the nagging, my God, the nagging!
+ when you have a girlfriend, other women are attracted to you.
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Old 09-18-2002, 12:01 PM   #5
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Default One of the many advantages:

<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/10639/s4cake.jpg">

She got me this birthday cake, along with the new digital camera that I took the picture with a few weeks ago. There are many perks...but a lot of TLC needs to go into the relationship to make it last. =)

If you're into casual dating, then that's a different story.
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Old 09-18-2002, 12:02 PM   #6
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Default OMG. Keeper!

Well as long as there's lots of boo-tay too.
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Old 09-18-2002, 12:03 PM   #7
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Default + when you have a girlfriend, other women are attracted to you.

no sh*t... what's up with that?

Chicks acted like I was a fvcking leper.. then I'm getting engaged and their all propositioning me for a night of consequence free sex.
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Old 09-18-2002, 12:04 PM   #8
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Default you're not at the hospital, concussion-boy?

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Old 09-18-2002, 12:04 PM   #9
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Default If you're wondering, then she's not the one.

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Old 09-18-2002, 12:09 PM   #10
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Default eh, me likes to be free :) why?

bc I can go out with different girls and don't have to go to places I don't like.
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Old 09-18-2002, 12:10 PM   #11
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Default Nah, it's not that bad.

I guess if I croak, I'll never know ;-)

But the headache isn't as bad, and it's been 30 hours now. I don't think I have massive intracranial bleeding, just a headache that's now still there only if I shake my noggin vigorously.
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Old 09-18-2002, 12:11 PM   #13
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Default Simple. WITH = sex w/ partner; WITHOUT = sex w/ hand. Easy enough for ya'?

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Default The last time you was physically close to a vagina was when you were leaving

the womb :-)
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Old 09-18-2002, 12:17 PM   #16
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Default Ouch. Phil -1, EGan - 0

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Default if you dont feel its worth it...

you should dump her. there should be no amount of crap you have to put up with.
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Old 09-18-2002, 12:19 PM   #18
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Default OMG... it's Phil baby!!! you are funny ha ha ha ha ha

so you've got the inside scoop on the a3/s3 huh? nice it looks better than the other S or the TT. If I were u I'd go to your local audi dealer and sign up for it. Because once that car is heading this way I'm sure there will be a long waiting line.
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Old 09-18-2002, 12:21 PM   #20
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Default yea, phil is the king around here during day time too bad he doesn't hang around long enough with

the insomniac folks, otherwise it'll be interesting
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2003 Silver M3 Coupe
2003 Diamond Graphite G35C 6 spd ----&gt; <BIG> Gone!</BIG>
2001 Silver S4 Avant (R.I.P 02/02)
2000 Silver 180TTC Fwd

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