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Old 09-18-2002, 12:55 PM   #1
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Default List all advantages, as well as all disadvantages of having a girlfriend.

sometimes i wonder whether or not it's worth it.
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Old 09-18-2002, 12:57 PM   #2
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Default advantage one...

advantage 1: you never have to go looking for poontang again

disadvantage 1: you still have to beg for poontang
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Old 09-18-2002, 12:59 PM   #3
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Default Here ya go:

Disadv - monogamy, accountability/lack of freedom

Adv - regular sex, companionship, productive time towards finding a life partner (you DON'T want to grow old alone)
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Old 09-18-2002, 01:01 PM   #4
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Default Its like a car - gotta have one.

+ steady supply of sex
- sex with same person
- same 'moves' all of the time
+ always have someone to hang with
- always hanging with the same person
- you end up paying all of the time
+ you experience a deeper sense of being
- you have to cuddle

- you have to call her every freeking minute of the day
- you have to hold in your farts, until you get married
- the nagging, my God, the nagging!
+ when you have a girlfriend, other women are attracted to you.
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Old 09-18-2002, 01:01 PM   #5
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Default One of the many advantages:

<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/10639/s4cake.jpg">

She got me this birthday cake, along with the new digital camera that I took the picture with a few weeks ago. There are many perks...but a lot of TLC needs to go into the relationship to make it last. =)

If you're into casual dating, then that's a different story.
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Old 09-18-2002, 01:02 PM   #6
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Default OMG. Keeper!

Well as long as there's lots of boo-tay too.
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Old 09-18-2002, 01:03 PM   #7
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Default + when you have a girlfriend, other women are attracted to you.

no sh*t... what's up with that?

Chicks acted like I was a fvcking leper.. then I'm getting engaged and their all propositioning me for a night of consequence free sex.
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Old 09-18-2002, 01:04 PM   #8
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Default you're not at the hospital, concussion-boy?

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Old 09-18-2002, 01:04 PM   #9
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Default If you're wondering, then she's not the one.

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Old 09-18-2002, 01:09 PM   #10
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Default eh, me likes to be free :) why?

bc I can go out with different girls and don't have to go to places I don't like.
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