ChaseS4

Well, I bought this car for the performance that came with it. I looked at numbers, all the things you do before buying a car. I just bought a 2004 Cabrio, and I've had it for about a week now. Love being back in a V-8 but I just found out that it's a fatty and i'm severely disappointed with this discovery since it also means that this car is MUCH slower than the research that I had done.

My question to you veteran Audi S4 owners is, is there anything I can do to make this fat bitch a bit lighter and gain back the HP loss. And also, is it really as "slow" as I found which was a sluggish 5.8 0-60 and a 14.3 quarter? I'm super disappointed that I just found this out, it means that this "upgrade" car is now slower than my last car...

Any help slimming this girl down will be greatly appreciated. Or a good list of mods that will help my situation. Thanks!