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Old Sep 25, 2001 | 08:36 PM
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Old Sep 25, 2001 | 08:37 PM
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Old Sep 25, 2001 | 08:39 PM
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Default You can split the cost w/ Gary@Ronal

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Old Sep 25, 2001 | 08:41 PM
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Old Sep 25, 2001 | 08:43 PM
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you obviously haven't met ScottAW
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Old Sep 25, 2001 | 08:53 PM
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Default Hey BOOST, you can

design a special trophy for solicitors. Ooh! It would be great to have an audio one for telemarketers, too. Button on the phone....Priceless. D'oh,.....mmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeellllliiiiiiiiiooooooooo oooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn dollar idea.
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Old Sep 25, 2001 | 09:05 PM
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Default I already got a fix for telemarketing ****os....

I don't get calls from them that much anymore, but if the caller ID is 'out of area' I just pick up the phone and scream <b>"HEELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!!"</b> at the top of my lungs. If they haven't hung up by then and ask "is this Mr. Smith?" I just scream <b>"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"</b> and that usually does it. It's really fun, you should try it. Scares the **** out of em. You don't even have to ask them to take you off their list, the poor sap on the other end will do it himself.
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Old Sep 25, 2001 | 09:11 PM
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Default or listen for the 1-2 second pause when you pick up the phone.

that's when you know to make it almost impossible for them to understand you.

I find using a 'quasimoto' with a dash of 'igor' is the best mix to confuse the crap out of them and to totally screw up their call time.
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