Confession
Forgive me Jason for I have sinned -- it has been 10 weeks since my last post. Over the last 10 weeks I have had impure thoughts about S4s and 911s, I left my A4 dirty and unwashed for more than 5 days, exceeded the speed limit more times than I can count and I failed to check my tire pressure on 2 occasions. I have been cruel to my fellow man by taking advantage of their horsepower disadvantage and blowing their f*ing doors off (but they were being a**holes deserved it! REALLY they did!!!). I have also used profanity 112 times... errr make that 114 times. Please forgive me.
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