(OT) Joke:powerfull word... if your sensitive dont open
 

**** may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be
**** faced, **** out of luck, or have **** for brains. With a little effort,
you can get your **** together, find a place for your **** or decide to ****
or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****,
and tell others to eat **** and die.
Some people know their **** while others can't tell the difference between
**** and shineola. There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, crazy ****s, and sweet
****s.
There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****. You can throw ****, sling
****, catch ****, or duck when **** hits the fan. You can give a **** or
serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****. Some
days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****ty. Some music
sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you
feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong ****
or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find
yourself up ****s creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you swim in a
lake of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
creation. And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know
anything else !

HOLY CRAP!

HAHAHA last but not least
 

I've heard you can **** bricks, but i didn't know it's the building block of life.

tell me who's done the "sling" part :-D