tribute to Vanilla Ice (LOL!)
11-29-2001, 07:12 AM
#1
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tribute to Vanilla Ice (LOL!)
got this email this morning. funny stuff...
Sing to Vinilla Ice's Ice, Ice Baby;
Yo, VTEC, lets kick it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Alright stop - collaborate and listen, Rice is back with a brand new
invention.
Chopped springs, they hug tha road tightly, 6 inch exhaust tip flows really
loud nightly.
Will it ever stop, yo, I don't know, hit my neon lights and I'll glow.
To tha extreme my car looks like a candle, and tha paint job - it was done
by a vandal.
Dance, I got a speaker that booms, this aint a car, it's a mobile sound
room.
Deadly, listen to tha melody, if it was louder yo, it'd be a felony.
Love it or leave it you can't gain way, with my Type-R sticker I'll lose you
any day.
If there was a problem my civic solve it, check out my rims while my front
drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Now that my suspension is jumpin', my bumber hits tha ground, but who cares
I'm thumpin.
Quick to tha point, to tha point no fakin', cookin' mopeds like a pound of
bacon.
Burning 'em, cause I'm quick and nimble, you can't fade me and my VTEC
symbol.
In your souped up SS or 5.0... you cant touch my drilled pedals; I always ride solo.
Rollin', in my 2 point 0, it runs low 18's, yo that really ain't slow.
Tha girlies on stand by, don't even want to say "Hi".
Did I stop? Nah, I just flew by.
Kept on, pursuing to tha next block, my 5-point harness keeps me pimpin' to tha
next stop.
The block was dead, yo, so I continued to A-1-A, Deer Park Avenue.
Tha girls looked hot wearing less than bikinis, I saw a few chumps drivin'
stock Lamborghinis.
Jealous, cause I'm out drivin' mine, ready to race 'cuz my Nittos is lookin'
fine.
If there was a problem, my racing stripe will solve it, check out my Scorcher's while my front
drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Take heed, 'cause I'm a Honda poet, my slammed civic's on tha scene just in case ya
didn't know it.
My exhaust tip, created all tha bass sound, rumbles enough to put holes in
tha ground.
'Cause my ride's style is so reeeeeeeeeeeeal, with a giant vinyl sticker with power ya
can feeeeeeeel.
4 foot spoiler, its got hella downforce, cuz my ride is too fast, and you wanna step
WITH THIS.
In my rearview you'll fade, slice like a Ginsu - sounds like a Kitchen-Aid.
So fast, that all tha V8's say "damn", if rice was a drug I'd sell it by tha
gram.
Keep my composure when the front tire chirps loose, magnetized by the kick
of 30 horse juice.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it, check out my rims while my front
drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Yo, we outta here... E-Brake burnouts to your mother
Sing to Vinilla Ice's Ice, Ice Baby;
Yo, VTEC, lets kick it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Alright stop - collaborate and listen, Rice is back with a brand new
invention.
Chopped springs, they hug tha road tightly, 6 inch exhaust tip flows really
loud nightly.
Will it ever stop, yo, I don't know, hit my neon lights and I'll glow.
To tha extreme my car looks like a candle, and tha paint job - it was done
by a vandal.
Dance, I got a speaker that booms, this aint a car, it's a mobile sound
room.
Deadly, listen to tha melody, if it was louder yo, it'd be a felony.
Love it or leave it you can't gain way, with my Type-R sticker I'll lose you
any day.
If there was a problem my civic solve it, check out my rims while my front
drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Now that my suspension is jumpin', my bumber hits tha ground, but who cares
I'm thumpin.
Quick to tha point, to tha point no fakin', cookin' mopeds like a pound of
bacon.
Burning 'em, cause I'm quick and nimble, you can't fade me and my VTEC
symbol.
In your souped up SS or 5.0... you cant touch my drilled pedals; I always ride solo.
Rollin', in my 2 point 0, it runs low 18's, yo that really ain't slow.
Tha girlies on stand by, don't even want to say "Hi".
Did I stop? Nah, I just flew by.
Kept on, pursuing to tha next block, my 5-point harness keeps me pimpin' to tha
next stop.
The block was dead, yo, so I continued to A-1-A, Deer Park Avenue.
Tha girls looked hot wearing less than bikinis, I saw a few chumps drivin'
stock Lamborghinis.
Jealous, cause I'm out drivin' mine, ready to race 'cuz my Nittos is lookin'
fine.
If there was a problem, my racing stripe will solve it, check out my Scorcher's while my front
drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Take heed, 'cause I'm a Honda poet, my slammed civic's on tha scene just in case ya
didn't know it.
My exhaust tip, created all tha bass sound, rumbles enough to put holes in
tha ground.
'Cause my ride's style is so reeeeeeeeeeeeal, with a giant vinyl sticker with power ya
can feeeeeeeel.
4 foot spoiler, its got hella downforce, cuz my ride is too fast, and you wanna step
WITH THIS.
In my rearview you'll fade, slice like a Ginsu - sounds like a Kitchen-Aid.
So fast, that all tha V8's say "damn", if rice was a drug I'd sell it by tha
gram.
Keep my composure when the front tire chirps loose, magnetized by the kick
of 30 horse juice.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it, check out my rims while my front
drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Yo, we outta here... E-Brake burnouts to your mother
11-29-2001, 07:31 AM
#5
what are you (collectively RaisetheBar and Moppet52 and others in the PA/NJ area) doing on sunday?
There's a NJ Quattro Club event at Mendham Audi (NJ) on route 24. The drive starts at 11 AM at Lewis Morris Park also on route 24. Lunch around 1PM provided and then a Tech session, which I think is regarding the 2002 models. As far as I've been told, we don't need to be QC memebers for this event, since it's just forming. I think this is a way to entice people to join the NJ chapter of the QC.
Some of us are meeting the 309 Cinemas at 8:30 AM and then caravaning up. Want to join us?
*309 N (from 309 Cinemas parking lot at intersection at routes 309 & 63)
*202 N (forever and a day)
*287 N
*exit 26 B for 525 N
*Right on Corey Lane towards 24
*24 E
*park is on the right near Sunrise Lake
Some of us are meeting the 309 Cinemas at 8:30 AM and then caravaning up. Want to join us?
*309 N (from 309 Cinemas parking lot at intersection at routes 309 & 63)
*202 N (forever and a day)
*287 N
*exit 26 B for 525 N
*Right on Corey Lane towards 24
*24 E
*park is on the right near Sunrise Lake
11-29-2001, 07:47 AM
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Thinking about it. Have a late night commitment Sat. Not sure if 8:30AM (m)
meeting time is realistic (not really an early morning person). Is there an RSVP required to attend, or can I show up Sunday morning?
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11-29-2001, 07:56 AM
#9
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:-(
Sadly i'm in Wilmington, DE, and thats just too far away. It'll take me at least an hour just to get to 309 cinemas, then 1.5hr to Mendham, then the "drive" starts at 11?? LOL- mine would start at 730am, and not end till 5pm! But thanks alot for the invite- i'm always up for meeting with "y'all/youse", and i'd love to check out a QClub nearby. Please dont hesitate to ask again (as long as its in SOUTH jersey!).
