Update on the flooded a4 that wont start.
 

Changed the oil, Dripped a tiny bit of oil in the cylinders, turned it to get good lubrication. Poped in the new plugs and gave it a turn.

Car sputtered right away and i thought for sure it was going to start but then died out fast then back to the normal cranking.

GRRRR!

Dude, buy a compression tester already
 

<center><img src="http://www.newcelica.org/other/installs/compression/DSC02263.jpg"></center><p>They are $20-30 at your local auto parts store, you may even be able to rent one from them.

You need to check the compression on each of your cylinders, and it needs to be 130+ before you want to reconnect the injectors and try to start it. If it's below that, you need to drip more oil into the cylinder until the compression goes up.

For the love of Pete.
 

Pull plugs again. Pull fuse for fuel pump. Put more oil in cylinders. Spin engine over. Put more oil in cylinders. Spin engine over. Put spark plugs in car. Start engine. Spit, sputter, die.

Not put fuse back in. Crank engine over holding your foot to the floor.

Pete's Brew. Pete's Wicked Brew. Pete's Wicked Summer Brew. Who the f is Pete?! F Pete!
 

+100 points for reference

im pickin one up tomorrow. Im going to get this F&%$*@ing thing going haha.
 

Im getting plug wires monday too. :)

It's Pete's Wicked Ale!

So did you get it started yet or what?

Jesus Christ man, there are some things you just don't ask.
 

Mallrats reference...

So what's the problem here?
 

I get that the car wont start... But what have you tried so far? I haven't been following.

TJ: Hey! merry xmas + new year yff!
 

Hope all is well back home. Surgery went well? you can be back on the box?

take care of yourself. I'll be back in vic on the 2nd-3rd

catch up wit cha then brah

... subaru awd not as fun as quattro for donuts... fyi =( my sisters legacy just don't gots it