192mph!
 

I have a bone stock 02 A4 1.8tqm sport.

So I told a friend, "I got my bad new ride up to 192mph yesterday." His reply came veiled in a deathwishlook, "why do you want to do a thing like that?"

Are my friends getting old?

In the old days, the proper response would have been "that heap won't do 192mph, and neither would you," or an alternative reply could have been "****, my Ford F-150 will do 230mph in a headwind."

Alright, well, I'm out of coffee, I guess I have to work now. Is it really must see TV?

Uh, do you mean km/h? No way you did 192mph unless a Diablo was towing you...

what happened to the spec'd electronically controlled 130mph max speed?

You do realize that's WELL past your gearing, right?
 

Not to mention the fact that it's insane to even consider those speeds unless you're in a race prepped car.

...and then you woke up

Um, guys, he's saying the person he told was stupid for believing him...
 

NOT that he actually WENT that fast!

He removed it when he installed the jet engine with afterburner

You can never be sure on this forum...

Yeah, you've got a point there. ;-)

Expected more from ya'll !!! - What's the best stock audi top speed?