somebody please
 

drive to SOuth Bend find me sitting at my desk and hit me in the head with a hammer !!!!!!!!!!

last night on pimp my ride/ MTV cribs / ghetto fabulous whips / stupid car show they showed a wheel brand called TIS (Twenty Inches Strong) and now we carry them 'yeah' .... I have talked with about 50 people with mid 70's to mid 80's GM cars wanting 22's, 24's and 26" chrome wheels ....

yo bra ... I need to hook up my whip with doze 24" TIS 3's

brotha .... I neeeeed me some double dueces on my nine ride

etc. etc. etc.

anybody want a translation

LOL... I am just picturing you sitting there studying the Ebonics/English translation guide....
 

looking perplexed, trying to keep up with the conversation on the phone...

Re: LOL... I am just picturing you sitting there studying the Ebonics/English translation guide....
 

fo shizzle ....

but they just installed some new software on my computer they said would help

it's called tha Shizzolator<ul><li><a href="http://www.asksnoop.com/shizz_frame.php">http://www.asksnoop.com/shizz_frame.php</a</li></ul>

i think you have to gizoogle.com that...to figure it out.

I can help! Really. But can you help me first?
 

Yo buss dis. Dear Mr. See what I'm sayin? Luke. I would likes to git some new wheels fuh my hoopty an' I wuz wonderin if you can help. I think dat I need 17", but 18" maybe better. See what I'm sayin? What type uh guidance can you offuh me?

Thank you very much.<ul><li><a href="http://www.atlantaga.com/ebonics.htm">http://www.atlantaga.com/ebonics.htm</a</li></ul>