Take that Mr. NJ State Trooper!
 

You thought you had a 90MPH in a 65MPH ticket didn't you? You thought you were soooooo stealth hiding in those trees, at night, barely visible to anyone. You thought that you'd hide in those trees on a nice, straight part of the turnpike and get speeders, didn't you? Well Mr. Trooper, you met your match. Bet you didn't think that I'd be on maximum alert. Bet you didn't plan on me looking as far ahead as I possibly could at night. Bet you didn't think I'd be scanning the shoulders and nooks and other areas where your type could hide, did ya? Of course you didn't. That's why I nailed the brakes a full 2 seconds before you even had chance to laser me! Does your laser fix on one speed or did it show a rapidly decreasing speed. Because I know that by the time you lasered me, I was already within 10MPH of the 65MPH speed limit. Yes sir, keep trying, because you couldn't get a piece of me tonight.

For the record, it's not easy to get a 76MPH average speed on a road trip. This drive back and forth to NYC is going to really get me in trouble.

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maybe the trooper was ghey...

No, that's you.

Your speedo is off vs. the digital display..

i only get stiff when i see you wear your glasses

was your brother not your dad's favorite... he has a lot of resent toward ghey people

digital display is average

Nothing against gay people. I just can't stand you.
 

Used to be that any time you were in the slightest bit of hot water when someone called you gay, you'd delete the post and go away for a week or so. It was actually kind of nice. Now, you stick around...

why?? I mean, what'd I do to you? Like, you act as if I've slept with your wife or something

LOL, nice one Jim. Now slow it down you damn menace! :P