Amateur Porn, Fvcking on Closed Public Benches, Participants Wanted...
02-24-2009, 06:14 PM
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Amateur ****, Fvcking on Closed Public Benches, Participants Wanted...
I got this email from the guy who sells discounted used porno DVDs in the back room of the local video store. Interesting, if you've got $50k burning a whole in your pocket.
Dear Potential Participant:
Yes, you read the subject line correctly. I was approached by a major **** production company to develop a reality TV show involving amateur **** "actors" fvcking on closed public benches.
What I did was create the coolest program you can imagine. Some of the details:
You get to fvck an Italian chick, a German chick, and another German chick who weights just a bit too much to be tossable on a minimum of 6 and maximum of 13 closed scenic public benches throughout the USA. Think benches overlooking the Pacific Coast, the White Mountains, and Hells Canyon.
We are accepting 50 participants and 10 alternates. Each participant will have three fvcks with each porno starlet on the closed designated bench over a two day period. You will have a chance to fvck your own gf/wife in a trial scene as well, though it will not count towards the score but the best weighted fvcks will receive additional prizes.
If you WIN you get to take the Italian, the German, and the slightly chubby German HOME! Second prize is two others bishes, third is one.
Yes, there is a $50k participant fee which is cheap, less than $1k per fvck, and if you break one of our porno starlets you don't have to buy her.
If you are interested email me back as soon as possible, I have more than 25 people who are seriously considering participation and we are just now making this public. I will email you a detailed PACKAGE including an overview and a contract.
Once you receive the PACKAGE I need your serious expression of interest, i.e. email me to say I am in, by March 4th then I need your executed contract and check no later than March 16th.
Please email me back if you would like to receive my PACKAGE.
Dear Potential Participant:
Yes, you read the subject line correctly. I was approached by a major **** production company to develop a reality TV show involving amateur **** "actors" fvcking on closed public benches.
What I did was create the coolest program you can imagine. Some of the details:
You get to fvck an Italian chick, a German chick, and another German chick who weights just a bit too much to be tossable on a minimum of 6 and maximum of 13 closed scenic public benches throughout the USA. Think benches overlooking the Pacific Coast, the White Mountains, and Hells Canyon.
We are accepting 50 participants and 10 alternates. Each participant will have three fvcks with each porno starlet on the closed designated bench over a two day period. You will have a chance to fvck your own gf/wife in a trial scene as well, though it will not count towards the score but the best weighted fvcks will receive additional prizes.
If you WIN you get to take the Italian, the German, and the slightly chubby German HOME! Second prize is two others bishes, third is one.
Yes, there is a $50k participant fee which is cheap, less than $1k per fvck, and if you break one of our porno starlets you don't have to buy her.
If you are interested email me back as soon as possible, I have more than 25 people who are seriously considering participation and we are just now making this public. I will email you a detailed PACKAGE including an overview and a contract.
Once you receive the PACKAGE I need your serious expression of interest, i.e. email me to say I am in, by March 4th then I need your executed contract and check no later than March 16th.
Please email me back if you would like to receive my PACKAGE.
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02-25-2009, 05:59 PM
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yea it was the central locking pump the circuit board is fubar'd causing it to run non stop
so i unplugged the power harness from it. problem with that is now my windows don't work lol. I am sorry I didn't call I have been swamped with work prospects and a family member passing.
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