AUDI FOR DUMMIES
 

I am new to Audis but not cars and engines in general. But Audi has a zillion models, at least 10 different engines, S Line, R line an R8 which is a V10 and so on, enough to drive you crazy. Has anyone every published a book called "AUDIS FOR DUMMIES ?
Terminology also is sometimes a mystery - MMI, TFSI VCDS APR TDI, etc.
You long time Audi owners know all this stuff, but how does one catch up quickly ?

No, there's no book or glossary of abbreviations. We all had to learn the terms in the beginning. Best to peruse the forums - you'll pick them up in time. Google can be a good resource as well.