Car alarm SUX! Any replacement sirens available?
 

Wimpy wimpy! The first time the alarm went off, I thought it was the remove key beeper and I'm not joking. It sounds like somebody's cell phone is rining.

Has anyone installed a real siren, a.k.a. BMW-style? I don't want a complete aftermarket system, I'm just looking to replace the factory female beeper with something with a "Type A" personality.

Have you considered....
 

... a Kahlenberg? That should give you some "Type A" personality.<ul><li><a href="http://www.kahlenberg.com/commer.html">CLICKY</a></li></ul>

A military warship horn! Might need a nuclear-fueled electric generator to run it though...
 

Joking aside, does anybody know if the stock alarm horn can be replaced with an aftermarket horn?

meep...meep...meep...

I remember seeing a guy on the B6 forum who installed a Ferrari horn, you could try that.

I saw that thread also on Audizine - too funny!