Ok, enough Flapping BS. Two cars, a Ferrari 360 CS and a B7 RS4 play cat and mouse.....
10-16-2007, 11:50 AM
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Ok, enough Flapping BS. Two cars, a Ferrari 360 CS and a B7 RS4 play cat and mouse.....
on a very twisty road. Both drivers have the same skill level and the road is dry. Its daylight and they run the road for over twenty minuets while taking turns leading each other. The only difference is the RS4 has one passenger and the Stradale has only a driver. Who pulls away from whom and beats the other to the end?
10-16-2007, 11:59 AM
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This is a joke right? Well here's mine for you...
A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota."
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?
The kid says "One".
The boss says "Just One? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid says "$101,237.65".
The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"
The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"
The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.' "
The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota."
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?
The kid says "One".
The boss says "Just One? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid says "$101,237.65".
The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"
The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"
The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.' "
10-16-2007, 02:27 PM
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No, it's not a joke but all disclaimers do apply.......
Fictional story blah, blah, blah. Now what is your answer?
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/108562/two_red_racers.jpg">
Some pics of the fictional Lambo with us that Jay took.
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/108562/kokotoy1.jpg">
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/108562/kokotoy2.jpg">
One of the best fictional pics I have ever not help take, with Richard not really hanging out my sun roof. O, and the cops loved that a lot.
;-)
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/108562/lambo_at_sunrise.jpg">
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/108562/two_red_racers.jpg">
Some pics of the fictional Lambo with us that Jay took.
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/108562/kokotoy1.jpg">
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/108562/kokotoy2.jpg">
One of the best fictional pics I have ever not help take, with Richard not really hanging out my sun roof. O, and the cops loved that a lot.
;-)
<img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/108562/lambo_at_sunrise.jpg">
10-17-2007, 06:26 PM
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Richard is going to put it up on his site for sale, check back in.........
a few days. FYI, that is a sunrise just north of New Orleans while crossing the Causeway bridge going to a rally in MS this past Sunday.<ul><li><a href="http://www.motographer.net/site/">http://www.motographer.net/site/</a</li></ul>
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