Oops, I forgot to return the library books.. guess I gotta make another run to town...
 

That's me telling my wife just now that I forgot a few chores.. Be right back.. Heh..

wot? you're still actually married?
 

after the heavy drinking (albeit $60 bottles of Bordeaux), obsessive forum reading / posting, and compulsive need to view any movie with an Audi in it?
She is a good woman.
I am actually typing this while hiding in the shoe cupboard pretending to fix the central vac unit so the wife doesn't divorce me. Not that I dont wear the trousers in the family.........shhh, I think I hear her....

well it turns out
 

that i am still married but my wife has changed..

she now wears a gray suit.

just kidding honey... honey? i saaaid i was kidd... no listen honey, listen.. jus... ok ok..

..........

LOL, but you've been here long enough to know they are "pants", not "trousers"!

Double LOL...

We wear pants under our trousers
 

I have to try and remain British, I grew up in the colonies - Jamica (still part of the Commonwealth) ,Korea (Ok not a colony, but I am sure we planted a flag there somwhere in the past) and then 26 years in Hong Kong (colony until 1997), moved to the Middle East - Dubai - (Ex British protectorate)2 years, and now here for 6 years (ex-colony).

I refuse to say "pants", still spell Aluminium in the proper form :-), call football, football (not soccer) and on some occasions still drive on the left (although this is not always safe). I eat sausages, not hot dogs, and biscuits go with tea, not grits. A coupe is pronounced koo-pay, and i put my golf clubs in the boot.

Really, if we actually made an affordable car that didn't fall apart, and didn't look like a Taurus, that was for sale here, I might even drive one. Except that will never happen, especially since TVR are going under. And the inescapable fact that the Germans really do make good cars.

TTFN (Ta Ta For Now)

When I traded in my S4, wife wasn't too happy but eventually came crawling on her hands & knees.
 

She said, "Honey, you can come out from under the dining room table now."

It was worth it...

Triple LOL! Where's Woodruff, SC relative to Greenville, I might be there later this year