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A B5 S4 (black preferably) with its hood, trunk and all 4 doors fully opened basically = Orgasm

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Old 12-30-2005, 08:03 PM
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Default A B5 S4 (black preferably) with its hood, trunk and all 4 doors fully opened basically = Orgasm

prime example, after i wash my car and it comes time to dry it i open everything up to get all the door jams and such. the thing looks like a transformer that i want to have sex with. i think my wife is getting jelous. i have to sneak around and wait for her to fall asleep. once she does i go into the garage, open everything up and wax that *** (with carnuba).........

is it just me?

do i need help?

should i start entering car shows just to have an excuse to park my car, open everything up and stare at it?
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Default LOL. Sometimes I get turned on rubbing my S's rear quarter - wax that ***! =P

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Old 12-30-2005, 08:24 PM
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Avant is even sexier! ;P
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Default I dont think u need help =D thats totally normal ..lol

i do the same while i wash mine 2.. i never let a car wash touch it ....as a matter of fact i just finished washing mine 2 and its 9 o clock at night ! lol ..i glance at my car as i walk away from it when i park at a supermarked......when im close enough to have it insight while im walkin twoards it ........... i even wake up in the middle of the night to get a glase of milk and look out the window to see it for a second =D so i think ur ok ! lol
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It's normal....please post pics of the Dual Intake!!!!!!!!!!! I'm dying to see pics.
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Voted weirdest post of `05
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Big 2nd (funny yet kinda true!)
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What do you use to clean the door jams???
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You want to have sex with a transformer?
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as long as it is a girl


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