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Old 06-14-2001, 11:27 AM
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Default Child seeking adoption:
31 year old male seeking adoptive parents in supportive and loving family environment including support for multiple modifications to currently unmodified S4. Adoptive child will require two meals a day, shelter, cell phone, boost gauge, hose kit, radar detection, wheels, (discrete) stage II+ and a warm jacket for the winter. Adoptive child will wash dishes (sometimes) and take out garbage (occasionally). Serious inquiries only.
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Is child toilet trained?
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Does child promise not to read Daddy's Playboys?
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Playboys? Pft! Child will look at no less than Hustler.
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Child promises to share Shaved subscribtion with Daddy, its one of your more exotic risque magazines
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Is this one of your monthly subscriptions???
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I like the real thing better
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you must be willing to work the streets of vietnam. 10 dolla make you holla! 50 dolla you wear collar!

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