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F! Audi.. let the lawyers battle it out.. I'm back on the prowl!!!

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Old 08-03-2001, 12:24 PM
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Default F! Audi.. let the lawyers battle it out.. I'm back on the prowl!!!

So I have given up on Audi stepping up on the Lemon (there was talk of actually replacing the car... over a week ago!)

So last night, I borrow my buddies VM1 (I sold mine of course...) opened up my bag of Southern BBQ Chips.... and stopped over at the local Unocal for a tank of liquid HP.

$75 bucks and 1 hour later, I'm out and on the prowl.

Find a HUGE gathering of street racers..... Sit back and watch the mayhem unfold. It amazes me what some idiots will race!!!!! And half of them are pratically LAYING DOWN WHEN THEY DRIVE!

A few nods, and one guy with a beatiful Type R Integra did come over to chat. His buddy pipes in 'Ah man, you can take this boat'. "What, dude do you know what this is, it's a F'n S4 with TWIN TURBOS, 4WD.... and it's chipped... no way.. he would kick my ***!"

Smirk.

Then (2) guys show up.. one in a NEW Z06, the other in a Firebird RamAir whatever....

They invite me and my cousin (Porsche 930 with a FEW Andial updates...) over to their warehouse facility in Long Beach.

Private, long open HUGE area where they store containers that come off of ships.... easily almost a mile long if it was a foot it seemed.

So my 'cuz takes on the F/B... and blows his doors off after loosing the launch.

Then the '06 asks if I want to go.

No money, let's just see what she will do.

I got lucky, got the jump and held him off to 100... then got wise....

There is no doubt that he could get me, but I had almost a car on him at the start.


FINALLY, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 6 MONTHS, I LOVE MY CAR... AGAIN.

TEAKETTLE OR NOT!!!!!
Old 08-03-2001, 12:28 PM
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Haha....good story. Just enjoy it while you can.
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