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The first thing out of a woman's mouth this morning was "That's not my choice of a color for a car"

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Old 02-07-2005, 05:35 AM
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Default The first thing out of a woman's mouth this morning was "That's not my choice of a color for a car"

It took all of the self-restraint I had not to tell her "Working the drive thru window at McDonalds is not my choice of job!#!@#!".

But I managed to just nod and smile as I took my breakfast sandwich from her. ;-)

Earlier in the morning I was pumping gas and a big flatbed cargo truck pulled up to the other side of the pump. Well, he tried, but cut the corner too close and smacked his truck up against the metal barrier in front of the pumps. He backed up and after a few tries finally made it. The clerk came out from inside the station to inspect the damage. I looked up into his flatbed only to see that he was transporting a gas station gas pump! And sure enough, it was a competitor's pump!


As I was finishing up, a little beat up Neon pulled in with his stereo pumping......to Warren G's Regulate!!!

I think there was a full moon out this morning.....
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Default You should have commented on her sexy hair net and chin mole.

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Old 02-07-2005, 05:42 AM
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classic... you should of said it though.
Old 02-07-2005, 05:49 AM
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Default Saweet. All the MicD honeys loved my Santorin/Ecru Avant =-)

had the blue seat piping on it a'la Land Rover or Jaguar... everyone wanted to know where I had my seats done. Funny to see the window folks getting the kitchen crew to come look whenever I rolled in lol.

Then there was the time when some fat chick yelled "hey daddy" from her pos Geo Storm. Had to laugh then too.
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Default yeah, I've had the guys hanging out the window as I pulled up gawking

but not this one. She started to tell me how her room growing up was painted yellow so she doesn't like it and how she is a red-car girl. I almost busted a 4-wheel burnout trying to get the F outta Dodge!
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Stickers, you need more stickers... that will win her over next time =-)
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Default Yes, but a la Winston Churchill, she might have retorted:

"Sir, that may be, but in the morning I can remove my hair net and wax the hair sticking out of my chin mole, but your car will STILL be YELLOW!"
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LOL
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damn right , i would have !
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"Regulatorssssssssssssssss"......LOL Long time since I've heard that track.


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