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Old 08-31-2000, 06:03 PM
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Default God Damn stupid F@&#ing people...

So there's this minivan going down the Gardenstate Parkway towards the beach, going 60 MPH in the left lane, it's 6 lane road(move the F over)... Well this dumb a$$, decides to tie his Boogie board and some beach chairs to the top of his van.. Now it's the tail end of rush hour traffic, and all of a sudden the boogie boards and beach chairs come flying off the van, across the parkway, cars ducking swerving out of the way. 10 feet in front of me is a beach chair, I'm in the far left I have concrete divider and cars to right of me... I have no choice but to run this thing over... I swear I wish I could find this d!ck and play Ike turner on his a$$.. Ok I feel better....

Now I looked under the car and there appears to be no damage, I know I ran it over though. The lower control arm isn't bend the exhaust is still attached.. But near the right cat there is something dripping, I hope it's just water from the A/C condensor..Any other liquid I should worry about??

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"Play Ike Turner." LOL. Sorry, though...
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I guess it did have some humor
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Default Pretentious jerks going "down the shore." Hope he drowns in Avalon!

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Maybe the Jelly fish of Sleeze-side will get him...
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oh seaside my bad...
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Default Don't feel too bad...

I knew someone who was behind a truck that lost a few cans of paint. Talk about wanting to make hor'derves out of someone's eyeballs! Serve 'em up baby!

Hopefully, you just have condensation.
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Default my buddy in his A4 was behind a early 80s caddy and his...

bumper fell off, went through the grill, bumper, radiator, condensor and oil pan and the bastard just drove away. now that sucked.
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Default In Monmouth County, we call them "Bennies"

Don't know where the expression comes from, though.
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I believe the proper phrasing is "...get all Ike Turner on his a$$"
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