UR-Idiot Savant-S6

One of my "co-workers" just bought a Lexus IS300 and seems very smitten with it. It's his first "performance sedan" and he thinks it's pretty quick. Until now he was driving a company car, (Dodge Stratus). The car is completely stock, a 5-speed. He know's I'm into cars and talks it up all the time. I just kind of yes him to death. Well, today he approached and asked if I wanted to have a little race for some $$, his bonus check. He's been heard telling people that there is no way he can loose to a Wagon. It would probably be 1/4 mile or 0-60 type thing. I would like to do it at a drag strip, maybe Island in NJ. He's a nice guy, just clueless. So, should I tell him it's on or just let it go? I probably wouldn't even switch my chip on. On the other hand, maybe I should fill up w/ 100 octane and flip to the race program for a complete thrashing. What do you guys think?

Quattrosaurus

Don't hold back...........if you don't take his money, some one else will!

Taner Halicioglu

Unless you are afraid he can't take the embarassment ;-)

AudiOx

If you race him, give it everything you got so he has no excuses. No half-a$$ crap.

Zaphod//TMK:Indukted

Complete thrashing. You come heavy or you don't come at all - junior soprano

YS4

I say you spank him silly.

Steve Trac, Sec 303

give him hell!!!!! full power. no mercy!!!! spend the $$$ on mods!!!

Kirath ¾-B0§t0n

Borrow someones chip and lay the pain, not that you can't already!

djillusion

i would race him...shut him up and take his $$$

esses

And tell him it's to cover your costs for the 100 octane =)

In fact... just get a full tank of it while he's buying! =)