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Have I told you that I hate Ford lately? Tell us your FORD jokes!

Old 04-26-2002, 02:29 PM
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Default Have I told you that I hate Ford lately? Tell us your FORD jokes!

Yes, thats right... they are POS and overpriced..

Heres some of my favorites.

Fixed up Or Refurbished Dodge
****ed On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
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Default I desparately want a GT40...

but the idea of buying one from a Ford dealer, owning a car with such high quality (wink) and getting it serviced at the Ford dealer makes it VERY unattractive.

That and the fact they're going to dick around on it and build a couple for their managers and sell the rest at rediculous prices.
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F%cked Over Rebuilt Dodge
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Default I think you better express yourself and write a South Park episode to get rid...

of those damn For..
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Default You couldn't have said that any better, I totally agree

God what a car, but damn, too many "factors"
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Default If they built them in any sort of numbers...

<center><img src="http://www.webcom.com/andyr/gt40/gt40_9.jpg"></center><p>and sold them like Vipers...which around here are sort of mainly sold by a few "special" dealers (ie good ones) then I'd be so there...I'd even risk the quality.

But now they are saying "200 cars" which means $200k over MSRP and out of reach for an enthusiast.

With the trend in UGLY that's so prevalent now...I find the 60's blend of curvey and angular far more appealing.
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