TwinTurboTerror

This must have been written by some rice boy. It's unfavorable to Audis and favorable to Hondas. Go figure.

> >Subject: Meaning of Car Names

> >
> >AUDI:
> >Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
> >
> >BMW:
> >Bought My Wife
> >Brings Me Women
> >Brings More Women but
> >Broke My Wallet
> >
> >CHEVROLET:
> >Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
> >
> >DODGE:
> >Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
> >Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires
> >
> >FIAT:
> >Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
> >
> >FORD:
> >Fast Only Rolling Downhill
> >
> >GM:
> >Garbage Motors
> >Gluteus Maximus
> >
> >HONDA:
> >Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles (Yes!)
> >
> >HYUNDAI:
> >Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
> >
> >SAAB:
> >Shape Appears ***-Backwards
> >
> >SUBARU:
> >Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
> >
> >TOYOTA:
> >Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
> >
> >VOLVO:
> >Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
> >
> >PORSCHE:
> >Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything<p>2000 Silver S4
Tiptronic; Convenience, cold weather, audio packages

Brett G

<p>Brett Gissel
'00 S4, Pearl White/Onyx

Bichon

AUDI - Acceleration Under Demonic Influence (unintended acceleration reference)

Thomas M.

HONDA = Hallmark Of Non-Driveable Automobiles

doctorb

<p>-Cheng-

Starving S4
Donations Gladly Accepted.

RS4.org - DaveH

You missed BMW - Driven By To@~*rs

Jim De Arras

<p>Jim De Arras

<a href="http://www.imola.org">2000 00 Imola/Onyx/Alcantera S4</a>
MTM Stage II (Stage III on order)
MTM Full Suspension
MTM/Pagid Brake pads
UUC Short Shifter (original 20%)
Michelin Pilot Sports.
SmartTire Tire Monitor

DaveMan

Failed on Research & Development
For Old Retired Drivers
Flip Over, Read Directions
Failed On Race Day
Forgot Our R & D
For Only Reserved Driving
Forced On Reluctant Drivers

Thats all I remember now. My buddy owns a Contour SVT (not a bad car though) so I use these on a daily basis.

Joe D.

<p>'01 Santorin/Silver - 6spd
Premium, Cold, Bose
(Expect August delivery...)