POLL: What are your personal quirks (rules) that you enforce on your passengers?
 

Mine are:
No smoking
No eating
No fingers on the windows
Don't SLAM the door closed
"step" into the car (don't drag your feet across the sill)
and...
No complaining about fast driving

dont touch the radio or even fart.

Fasten your seatbelt, familiarize yourself with the barf bag behind the seat and prepare for liftoff

I don't really have to say most of those things, but the "don't drag your feet across the sill"
 

is the biggest one for me that I have to remind people of.

No liquids except bottled water.

no fountain drinks in the ride since i have the sport interior

"Buckle up, shut up, dont throw up & hold on tight!"

Don't shift your butt around the seat too much to minimize the wear on the Alcantara.

My GF does that all the time, Shows up more on a black car.

"Feet on the mats!" and "Don't touch the windows!"