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Old 01-28-2002, 07:44 PM
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Default Quick kill story............

I was driving home just minding my own business, talking on the cell, when I hear what sounded like a swarm of bee's coming up from the right lane just a little bit back. Just as I glance back, I hear that all-too-familiar sound of a kick-down, and an engine giving it all its got. Just then, I see a Honda Accord Coupe zoom by...... My foot hits the floor. The hood of my car flies open, my turbos jump out and start laughing at this guys weak a$$, TWIN #10 coffee can exhaust. Then, they turn to me and say, "Now lets smoke him!" I'm caught up with him instantly, and passing him the next second. I get about a car length ahead of him, and let off the gas for an up-coming stop sign. He flies by me and just rolls through the stop and then floors it. I come to a complete stop a second later (not wanting to violate the law of course ;-P). Then I slam on the gas, and am pulling on him hard again. He's about one and a half car lengths ahead of me, when he cuts over into my lane and jumps into the left turn lane, causing me to get off the gas quickly. I slow down as I drive past him, and see that great, disgusted look on his face. :-)

Enjoy,
Yan L.
Old 01-28-2002, 07:53 PM
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Nicely done..no need to act like monkeys when you have mad zEn!
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Default Here...

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whew, i thought i was the only one that heard turbos whispering in my head...
Old 01-28-2002, 08:18 PM
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Default You should get your hood checked out...

It shouldn't fly open like that under WOT.

And if you're turbos are jumping out of the engine and laughing...you should probably give me some of whatever you were on

You don't really feel proud after an accord kill do you? I sometimes do, if its riced out enough...seeing as how i have 4 cylinders and one turbo...not 6 and 2
Old 01-28-2002, 08:26 PM
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Default you know, reading this board makes me never want to....

pass someone in an S4.

They'll think I'm racing them, will feel like they have to prove themselves, or their car, or whatever else... does any S4 driver on this board ever let other people pass them without a fight?
Old 01-28-2002, 08:31 PM
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Default I see so few that actually would race...i don't pass it up.

I've actually beat a couple of stock S4's in my A4...only to have the driver ask what i have done to my "S4"...
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Default Absolutely hilarious!! Except...

the word "ridiculous" is misspelled on the ticket.
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Default It's pretty obvious that you don't drive a fast car. You should go buy a mini van

We don't try and race mini vans. Just stay out of our way, and it wont be an issue.
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Default I let others pass me all the time

Then I simply use them as radar shields.

It all depends on conditions, traffic, place, etc.

For the record, I rarely race anybody, only once in a while when they are acting like chimps and need to be schooled .

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