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Old 07-24-2000, 08:14 PM
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Ahem, Simon, your S4 is being constructed. I couldn't be more thrilled. Your libido seems to increase in direct proportion to the arrival date of your automobile. My concern is that I'll be less attractive than your new blue machine once it arrives. I know you're addicted to audiworld forum, and you'll probably read anything that contains "sex" in the subject, so here it is: I love you, even if you drive a '76 orange Ford Pinto!
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Well.....you win.......something..... =)<p>Cheng.Kwan

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REFRESH!!!
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Default sex and s4....mmm, damn steering wheel gets in the way though.

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Nooo such problem in an S4 Avant. Hmm, might have to get me one a dem!
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Default ...but the avant has markedly less appeal... "hey baby, wanna go to mah wagon?" =)

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So you finally made it onto Audiworld. Don't worry when my new car finally arrives it won't eat into our sex time (at least after the initial two month break in period). What is wrong with my Ford Escort SE (Sport Edition)<p>2001 Santorin/Onyx
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Sorry sweetie, but the Pinto beats the Escort because of the potential for explosion when rear ended. It's just more exciting. You do understand, don't you?
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Default Not if you had an A8, auto tilt function moves it out of the way :P

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Well Cheng, I can tell you've never been to Northern Michigan!
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