S4 and Sex
#1
S4 and Sex
Ahem, Simon, your S4 is being constructed. I couldn't be more thrilled. Your libido seems to increase in direct proportion to the arrival date of your automobile. My concern is that I'll be less attractive than your new blue machine once it arrives. I know you're addicted to audiworld forum, and you'll probably read anything that contains "sex" in the subject, so here it is: I love you, even if you drive a '76 orange Ford Pinto!
Love,
Andi
Love,
Andi
#4
AudiWorld Super User
sex and s4....mmm, damn steering wheel gets in the way though.
<p>[ordered(01 s4 tip nogaro)]/18x8.5 BBS CH w/ 225/40/18 sumitomo htrz ii
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[current(98.5 a4 2.8qtip silver)]/clear corners and side markers;eyebrows;m&s car mats;jahn h1 superblue;a!grille;a!spoiler; brullen exhuast;17" axis touring cups
#7
Re: S4 and Sex
So you finally made it onto Audiworld. Don't worry when my new car finally arrives it won't eat into our sex time (at least after the initial two month break in period). What is wrong with my Ford Escort SE (Sport Edition)<p>2001 Santorin/Onyx
Bose, Cold, Convience, Nav
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Cary, NC 27513
Bose, Cold, Convience, Nav
Aug-Sep Delivery
Cary, NC 27513
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#8
Re: S4 and Sex - Pinto vs. Escort
Sorry sweetie, but the Pinto beats the Escort because of the potential for explosion when rear ended. It's just more exciting. You do understand, don't you?
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