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Old 08-03-2001, 09:04 AM
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Default Trip computer logic

I've had the low washer fluid warning (jizz spraying animation) for the past week now. Yesterday, I heard the low fuel warning go off but the jizz animation was still on the trip computer. I guess it can't display the warnings based on priority. Shouldn't the low fuel, faulty brake lights, etc. override the damn washer fluid warning?
Old 08-03-2001, 09:08 AM
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Default Audi loves that jizz-spraying washer fluid icon

It 'comes' up early and often - along with that scare-the-bejeesus out of you beep.

Hard to believe a German car company would make such a stupid decision.
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Default Re: Audi loves that jizz-spraying washer fluid icon

i think it's kind of hypnotic
Old 08-03-2001, 09:31 AM
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That's soooo annoying. I wish you could just kill the beep... I Don't need the reminder continuously
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Default That thing is a pain. I probably fill my car every other month or more. That beep drives me nuts

everytime you turn on the car, there it goes.
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Default Audi owes me...

about 10 million bucks- a million for each year of life I'm losing due to that low gas beep scaring ths **** out of me.
Someone, please figure out how to make it stop!
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Default my display alernates between the jizz spayer and the low fuel indicator

11/00 build
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he he he, you said jizz.
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