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Old 06-17-2005, 06:17 AM
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Those with 3 digit AID's should pipe down also!
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Default Couple of suggestions

1) LLtek catalog is in the mail
2) A!Avantgarde - means watch out for the station wagon
3) Everyone driver side mirror makes that noise
4) The reason for the driver side seat rock is because you have a fat ***.
5) AoA loves to buy back cars..just ask..and you will get your money back. Yes, I got one bought back..but I'm not telling you my secrets.
6) Scott Tominovich is the only guy that got Achet Grey on his Avant. You can't get it unless you pay Filip Brabec @ AoA tree-fiddy.
7) Yes, Audi of America does read the forums from time to time..just not your post.
8) 2000 was not the year of the yak, it was the year of the blowtenzas.
9) Motodyne invented the Mustang Dyno, sold a supercharger to Bill Gates, and has never grenaded an engine...
10) S4 is a chick magnet, also a shopping cart magnet..so park in Mongolia
11) Why didn't your car come with aluminum uprights? Because your a pud.
12) Yes, the stock Avus wheels really are that frickin heavy.
13) No, the S4 is not a drag car
14) Yes, the moderators on AW ARE on a power trip.

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"Dentist drill means dying turbos. Look, if you have to ask if you have the dentist drill, YOU DON'T HAVE IT! It sounds like 1000 screaming babies in your engine baby. Siren noise also means dying turbos. Does chipping them, making them work at 200% of their designed capacity, make them die faster? Of course not."

Following up on your statement above. I just purchased my 2001.5 S4 w/53k miles a month ago. I do hear the turbos spooling up, especially when the engine is cold, slightly when temp is normal. Is this a sign of trouble ahead, or is some spooling sound normal??
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STFA NooB!!!
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You mean the company that people make false accusations about out of envy?
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Damn, I love reading this.
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best damn AW post ever. now i just gotta get a B5.
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lol, nice
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