A way to get out of a speeding ticket, Proven scenario .. read it, file it for future reference
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A way to get out of a speeding ticket, Proven scenario .. read it, file it for future reference
<center><img src="http://a7.cpimg.com/image/0B/DF/6585867-a237-00800080-.jpg"></center><p>A police officer pulls a guy in a S4 over for speeding and has the
following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's
license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when
I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for
this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer:
The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think
of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when
I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in
the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after
I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed
her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately
called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by
police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the
tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car
is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's
card. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly
open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough,
there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind
opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in
it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain:
I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a
gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the
trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I
was speeding, too.
following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's
license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when
I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for
this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer:
The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think
of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when
I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in
the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after
I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed
her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately
called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by
police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the
tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car
is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's
card. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly
open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough,
there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind
opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in
it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain:
I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a
gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the
trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I
was speeding, too.
