Jdog35 |
02-08-2007 08:52 PM |
She's not dead. It's a CIA coverup...
She's on a beach somewhere avoiding prosecution for the TrimSpa deal hanging out with Kenneth Lay from Enron. If you think about it, it makes perfect sense. She's about to lose her fortune from the first husband because of the family suit brought against her. She's the face of TrimSpa, who is going down faster than a Taiwanese...you get the idea. She is/was party to that lawsuit as well. The perfect plan has just been executed. She followed "Plan Kenneth" to the "t" and is set for life, just like Ken. Now she'll play Barbie to him until he dies and she takes his money, comes out of hiding, and writes a tell-all novel. It'll be 2 pages long, but nonetheless...
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