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TWATTED TIRADE TURNS TT TEAM TURTLE


The development team behind the Audi TT has been turned 'turtle' by a drunken outburst from one of the car's designers. The boozed up blurting occurred at a leaving party for one of the body-in-white engineers when former exterior stylist Freeman Katalog, who had been getting quietly 'turtled' on strong German beers, stood on a table and delivered a shocking exposé of the true influences behind the successful coupé's design. "You idiots with your belief in restrained Teutonic style," he spluttered angrily, "It's not Bauhaus or minimalist you fools. It's just meant to look like a turtle." The TT team was said to be 'turtley' shocked by this bizarre new insight: "What are we going to do?" wailed one senior marketing manager in 'turtle' disbelief, "We've spent a fortune on those nice adverts with shiny buildings and posh cameras in them. Perhaps we should have used a picture of a manatee or something." Other baffled staff seemed to be in 'turtle' denial and attempted to reason with the 'turtley' ****faced designer: "Are you sure it isn't post-modernism or structuralism that influenced you?" pleaded one, in 'turtle' desperation. "No," spat Katalog defiantly, "I just like turtles."

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