FRIGGIN'FISHNETSMADE"SCONES"THATTASTELIKEGAWDDAMNEDBISQUICKWTF!!!
11-22-2002, 05:49 AM
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FRIGGIN'FISHNETSMADE"SCONES"THATTASTELIKEGAWDDAMNEDBISQUICKWTF!!!
I MEAN REALLY - Thank gawd they finally put that evil Martha Stewart away in the big house!
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This must've been her doing, I can just see her saying: "Just mix some crystallized ginger and peach preserves into your bisquick batter and shape them like scones and none of your (taste-deprived, dizzy-bitch) dinner guests will EVER have to know your dirty little secret! And in the meantime I will continue to make billions of dollars off the (witless) masses who buy my varied (child labor produced in a third world nation) hand towels at (friggin') K-Mart."
IHOPETHEYMAKEHERWEARFRIGGINSTRIPEDOVERALLSTHATMAKE HERASSLOOKASBIGASHER MEGALOMANIACPROPENSITYTOSPREADMEDIOCREAESTHETICAMO NGSTTHEPOORUNWASHED
MASSES!!! :-P
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This must've been her doing, I can just see her saying: "Just mix some crystallized ginger and peach preserves into your bisquick batter and shape them like scones and none of your (taste-deprived, dizzy-bitch) dinner guests will EVER have to know your dirty little secret! And in the meantime I will continue to make billions of dollars off the (witless) masses who buy my varied (child labor produced in a third world nation) hand towels at (friggin') K-Mart."
IHOPETHEYMAKEHERWEARFRIGGINSTRIPEDOVERALLSTHATMAKE HERASSLOOKASBIGASHER MEGALOMANIACPROPENSITYTOSPREADMEDIOCREAESTHETICAMO NGSTTHEPOORUNWASHED
MASSES!!! :-P
11-22-2002, 06:01 AM
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That's nothing. Once, at a party, the host, who knew of my ancestry, comes over with
a plate of hors d'oeuvres, and asks if I'd like to try one of the mini-pizzas she made. As I proceed to pop it in my mouth, she proudly beams "I took crackers, and topped them with ketchup, and cheese, and baked them."
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11-22-2002, 06:06 AM
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Now, here's an original use of Bisquick --->
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