PaTT

More proof that I am an idiot. The spray head on my Vinylex bottle was clogged, so I took the top off in order to use the precious liquid. As I neared the completion of my interior cleaning job yesterday, I reached down for a celebratory swig of beer. I raised the bottle to my lips and drank. Oddly, the beer tasted warm and sour. Sure, it was Miller Lite, but the last swig hadn't tasted like that (or at least not as warm). Actually, it tasted like a white russian made with sour milk.

I looked down at my hand to reveal the Vinylex bottle. I calmly read the label to learn that I should keep it out of my eyes, but there were no instructions about drinking it. I thoroughly rinsed my mouth out with both beer and water, but postponed heading to the emergency room or calling poison control. I'm happy to report that I seem to be in good health this morning, no need for medical attention. My teeth have a nice shine to them now, though ...

I'll buy the Vinylex cocktails at FH20.

JustJeff

LOL! Did it "really" clean everything? (Not that I really want to know.) Nice sig- BTW.

OTOF

than the time I put muscle pain cream on my toothbrush!!!

Tron (///M)

That's too funny. I have done things like that but usually take a peek before drinking. Glad u r ok

PGTT

And me being allergic to bees that would probably kill me! I always use a glass outside so I can scan the contents before drinking.

PaTT

LOL. I've done that too! But noticed before I started brushing.

PaTT

That's how I found out I'm not allergic to bees.

RogerL

Miller Lite????????????

PaTT

Hey, it was free (from my buddy's fridge)!

Bahookie

At a party I once drank from a beer can that had been used as an ashtray. Yuk.