Kriminal

As I was retrieving a shopping cart in Wal Mart yesterday a particularly unkempt, unattractive and mean spirited woman who actually reeked of body odor pushed me aside. Shoving past me, the woman snarled at her kids, almost knocking another older lady down, grabbed the first cart and swung it around hitting an older man working there as one of the Wal-Mart Greeters.

As she pulled the cart away from the Greeter's stomach, in a kind and calming voice the Greeter, while gesturing towards the two children said to to her, "Are they Twins?"

Glaring at him she snapped back saying, "No, you old fool, the brat's 9 and the little witch is 7, are you so blind you think they look alike?"











"No," replied the Greeter calmly, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

Kriminal

Invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona, President Bush spoke for almost an hour of his future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. Though vague on the details of his plan,he appeared enthusiastic about his ideas for helping his "red brothers.
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented
the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name -- 'Walking Eagle'.
As the President departed waving to the crowd in his motorcade, a News Reporter asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name given to the President.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird that is so full of **** it can no longer fly

Kriminal

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing"? she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh! Killing any"? she asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart"?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone."

ar design

True story?

TT_Nuge

You need to insult your own leader, only we can insult our leader! ;-)

Basttion

He doesn't have a leader. Just a figure head!! How's that?! )

[KRAFTIG]

LOL, good one!

Kriminal

**** off YOUR leader. Ya see, we ain't all that far apart ;-)