Rave'nGTi

There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a
Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and
his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few
days later he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir:

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover
your bald head and,
with your wooden leg, you will be just right as pirate.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his
wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he
receives another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir:

Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden
leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.

Very truly yours,
Acme Cos! tume Co.

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so he writes the company another
nasty letter of complaint. The next day he received a small parcel and a
note which read:

Dear Sir:

Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald
head, stick your wooden leg up your *** and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.