Kriminal

Joiner on the 3rd floor of a building site forgot to bring his saw up with him. Shouts down, but the apprentice can't hear him.

So he begins to do sign language.

Points to his Eye(I), his knee(need) and moves his hand back and fourth in a saw motion.

The apprentice nods, pulls down his pants and starts 'spanking the one-eyed milkman' <ahem>.

The furious joiner runs downstairs and says " what the hell are you doing? I said I need my saw!"

"I know" says the apprentice, was just letting you know i was coming!

Kriminal

Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling. Take celibacy.

This can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental
factors.

While attending a Marriage Awareness Weekend, Robert and Mary listened
to the instructor declare

'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are
important to each other.'

He addressed the men. 'Can you each name your wife's favourite flower?'

Robert leaned over, touched Mary's arm gently and whispered,

'Self raising, isn't it?'

Thus began Robert's life of celibacy.

panTTera

Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best!

Football FINALLY makes sense..........



A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'

I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!