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11:35AM, Stuttgart, Germany

DaimlerChrysler has taken the initiative and listed their troubled Chrysler division on the auction site "eBay".
Listed as a No Reserve auction, with a "Buy it Now" option, the listing is the largest ever placed at the on-line auction house.

The listing states:

Large, somewhat profitable, Amercian division of DaimlerChrysler.
Worked great in the past, but has had a few problems staying running. Needs a hefty tune-up.
Does not come with $14 Billion in liquid assets shown in photos (removed in 1998 by Daimler to help streamline and lighten the cash heavy laden wealthy
organization).
Recently lost $1.2 Billion (in potential sales), even thouigh it sold most of it's 2006 year vehicles and posted records in several areas of sales.
Although sucked dry by it's merger partner, may show potential in the future due to superior engineering and design over current parent company.

Buy It Now and get free shipping of all unwanted employees to another state, 2000 new engineers and designers (East Asian Nationals - our choice
of off-shore locations), and a autographed photo of Bob Eaton with Juergen Schrempps lip prints on it.

BIN price: $4.1B

THIS IS A NO RESERVE AUCTION! Remember that all debts must be paid to the seller within 72 hours of auction close or an undisclosed secret local auto
company like GM may be allowed a seciond chance bid... Oops."

Banned Buyer ID's for the auction included:

TopHotSHOTguy@gm.net
Cheryguys@chinatakovr.com
LIaccoca@thesefrickinelectircbikesdidntsellforcrap .com
BigBearLutzy@gm.net
Fcastang@wedontweardeodorantinfrance.org
RobertEaton@ifkdchryslergood.net
RobertEaton@whydidyoubanmefromtheauction.net
RobertEaton@upyoursfloridaisniceilovemynewmansion. net
RobertEaton@stoppostingallmyanonymousemailaddresse s.net
RobertEaton@youguyssuckimnotemailingyouanymorenow. net



Horst Bratwurst, MSNBC, Stuttgart

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