O/T: Lesson 1 in Big Pimping, straight baller
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O/T: Lesson 1 in Big Pimping, straight baller
This morning I came up with what I would call one of my best ideas yet It's going to revolutionize they was us straight players roll. I thought I'd let you wonderful people in on this because we're already flossing pimp rides (expect for Jason; :P)
Ok, so you roll to the bar and you're looking hot. Pay your cover and head to the bar and order the usual, Belvedere on the rocks. You notice Jay-Z is playing over the system - the new Hola Hovito. Now for the move: Pull out a nice sized bill to pay for the drink. Then, take the change, put it all back into pocket A. Take out a roll of die (a bunch of two dollar bills you got at the bank that morning that you then rolled up and banded) from pocket B. Pull out a dice and drop it on the bar. That's all there is to it!
Anybody else like this idea? The two bone tip is perfect and the added style of the special bill just does it. (Not an overkill tip trying to flaunt money, not cheap.) Then of course, this new phenomenon needed its own verbage - rolling dice. I'm going to give it the virgin run tonight - will let you know how it goes over.
Jew-Z
Ok, so you roll to the bar and you're looking hot. Pay your cover and head to the bar and order the usual, Belvedere on the rocks. You notice Jay-Z is playing over the system - the new Hola Hovito. Now for the move: Pull out a nice sized bill to pay for the drink. Then, take the change, put it all back into pocket A. Take out a roll of die (a bunch of two dollar bills you got at the bank that morning that you then rolled up and banded) from pocket B. Pull out a dice and drop it on the bar. That's all there is to it!
Anybody else like this idea? The two bone tip is perfect and the added style of the special bill just does it. (Not an overkill tip trying to flaunt money, not cheap.) Then of course, this new phenomenon needed its own verbage - rolling dice. I'm going to give it the virgin run tonight - will let you know how it goes over.
Jew-Z
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Rob, you lack the big pimp style..... You obviously didn't read the books I suggested...
Lets start with the classic....
<img src="http://a1204.g.akamai.net/7/1204/1401/00083109011/images.barnesandnoble.com/images/1070000/1072038.gif"><a href="http://shop.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=5D0JKVIN50&mscssid=VG2J6HVS VCK78HH4U68Q0M781MPQF00B&isbn=0671534661"><Pimp s, ****** and Welfare Brats></a>
Of course who can do without the.....
<img src="http://a1204.g.akamai.net/7/1204/1401/00082509011/images.barnesandnoble.com/images/1050000/1050643.gif"><a href="http://shop.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=5D0JKVIN50&mscssid=VG2J6HVS VCK78HH4U68Q0M781MPQF00B&isbn=0948390220"><Pimp 's Bible></a>
And if money isn't your thing, why not pimp them with crack? From the Award winning novel....
<img src="http://a1204.g.akamai.net/7/1204/1401/00081908011/images.barnesandnoble.com/images/1080000/1082727.gif"><a href="http://shop.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=5D0JKVIN50&mscssid=VG2J6HVS VCK78HH4U68Q0M781MPQF00B&isbn=0029257255"><Crac k Pipe as Pimp: An Ethnographic Investigation of Sex-for-Crack Exchanges></a>
Go read those and maybe we will call you a little pimple.....
<img src="http://a1204.g.akamai.net/7/1204/1401/00083109011/images.barnesandnoble.com/images/1070000/1072038.gif"><a href="http://shop.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=5D0JKVIN50&mscssid=VG2J6HVS VCK78HH4U68Q0M781MPQF00B&isbn=0671534661"><Pimp s, ****** and Welfare Brats></a>
Of course who can do without the.....
<img src="http://a1204.g.akamai.net/7/1204/1401/00082509011/images.barnesandnoble.com/images/1050000/1050643.gif"><a href="http://shop.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=5D0JKVIN50&mscssid=VG2J6HVS VCK78HH4U68Q0M781MPQF00B&isbn=0948390220"><Pimp 's Bible></a>
And if money isn't your thing, why not pimp them with crack? From the Award winning novel....
<img src="http://a1204.g.akamai.net/7/1204/1401/00081908011/images.barnesandnoble.com/images/1080000/1082727.gif"><a href="http://shop.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=5D0JKVIN50&mscssid=VG2J6HVS VCK78HH4U68Q0M781MPQF00B&isbn=0029257255"><Crac k Pipe as Pimp: An Ethnographic Investigation of Sex-for-Crack Exchanges></a>
Go read those and maybe we will call you a little pimple.....