obligatory good luck, have fun, don't get into too much trouble post( plus some predictions)
04-17-2001, 05:47 PM
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obligatory good luck, have fun, don't get into too much trouble post( plus some predictions)
Just wanted to say have a great weekend, wish I could be there! Hope the weather cooperates, and we actually beat the 120 TT record!
On to the predictions:
1.) Someone will hook up with the read-headed bar **** (most likely Peter).
2.) Bracetracker will be caught in a compromising position with the Keroppi!.
3.) OcTTober will get 17 new mods!
4.) HoTTub will have a run in with the Holiday Inn Parking lot security force.
Later, I'll look forward to the stories on Monday!
On to the predictions:
1.) Someone will hook up with the read-headed bar **** (most likely Peter).
2.) Bracetracker will be caught in a compromising position with the Keroppi!.
3.) OcTTober will get 17 new mods!
4.) HoTTub will have a run in with the Holiday Inn Parking lot security force.
Later, I'll look forward to the stories on Monday!
I was gonna do some predictions but I was afraid they would come true 
04-18-2001, 06:44 AM
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SOMERSET, Penn. -- (AP) Residents of this tiny town in the foothills of Pennsylvania were overrun this weekend by scores of German sports cars and UPS delivery trucks.
"It was the damndest thing," said Clem Foofaw, opeator of the Somerset General Store.
"We were settin' in the store, talkin' about them loser Red Sox and if we should nuke China when it happened," Foofaw said. "Them little sports cars rolled in from evrwhere, and after they drained the town water supply washin' 'em, the UPS trucks showed up."
Somerset Sheriff B.J. Bewildered estimated approximately "one beellion" Audi TTs and their owners were in town for a car meet.
"Yup, we really couldn't believe it," Bewildered said. "The Holiday Inn said all them Audi people were comin' to tour that big house up in the hills; then we couldn't get reservations at the local restaurant and all the single malt scotch wuz gone."
Local residents reported various odd events, including dumpsters stuffed with hundreds of discarded auto parts boxes, and highly-waxed cars that blinded onlookers when the sun reflected off them. There were weird tales about human-amphibian reproduction, and one TT that blew out windows as it moved through Somerset at speeds above the sound barrier. A local building was defaced with the words "All your beers are belong to us" scrawled on the side.
Then there were the UPS deliveries.
UPS driver Scott Signature said there was an unsual spike in deliveries to the Holiday Inn. "Most of 'em were from a place called Stratmosphere, but there were hundreds of them. Clair Parts, Griot's Garage, APR, MTM... you name it, there were orders."
"The weird part was, most of 'em were to this OcTTober guy," Signature said.
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"It was the damndest thing," said Clem Foofaw, opeator of the Somerset General Store.
"We were settin' in the store, talkin' about them loser Red Sox and if we should nuke China when it happened," Foofaw said. "Them little sports cars rolled in from evrwhere, and after they drained the town water supply washin' 'em, the UPS trucks showed up."
Somerset Sheriff B.J. Bewildered estimated approximately "one beellion" Audi TTs and their owners were in town for a car meet.
"Yup, we really couldn't believe it," Bewildered said. "The Holiday Inn said all them Audi people were comin' to tour that big house up in the hills; then we couldn't get reservations at the local restaurant and all the single malt scotch wuz gone."
Local residents reported various odd events, including dumpsters stuffed with hundreds of discarded auto parts boxes, and highly-waxed cars that blinded onlookers when the sun reflected off them. There were weird tales about human-amphibian reproduction, and one TT that blew out windows as it moved through Somerset at speeds above the sound barrier. A local building was defaced with the words "All your beers are belong to us" scrawled on the side.
Then there were the UPS deliveries.
UPS driver Scott Signature said there was an unsual spike in deliveries to the Holiday Inn. "Most of 'em were from a place called Stratmosphere, but there were hundreds of them. Clair Parts, Griot's Garage, APR, MTM... you name it, there were orders."
"The weird part was, most of 'em were to this OcTTober guy," Signature said.
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