OT Wednesday. New Jersey Cow
01-09-2002, 05:35 AM
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OT Wednesday. New Jersey Cow
New Jersey Cow
The only cow in a small Pennsylvania town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in New Jersey for $200. They bought the cow from New Jersey and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it.
They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was happening.
"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side, she walks away to the other side." The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in New Jersey? "The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in New Jersey?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from New Jersey."
The only cow in a small Pennsylvania town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in New Jersey for $200. They bought the cow from New Jersey and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it.
They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was happening.
"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side, she walks away to the other side." The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in New Jersey? "The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in New Jersey?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from New Jersey."
01-09-2002, 06:06 AM
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LOL :-) And here's a new (at least to me) variation on an old theme....
Investment Announcement
Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement tomorrow that VIAGRA (mykoxaphalentooldphyew) will soon be available in liquid form under the trade name of Mydixafloppin.
Mydixafloppin will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as-is or as a mixer under the name Mount And Do. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."
Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement tomorrow that VIAGRA (mykoxaphalentooldphyew) will soon be available in liquid form under the trade name of Mydixafloppin.
Mydixafloppin will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as-is or as a mixer under the name Mount And Do. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."
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