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Old 02-22-2007, 06:55 PM
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A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Georgia recently with
two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for
its fishing.
The game warden asked the man,
"Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"Naw, sir", replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them there
licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and
let em swim round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump
right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said,
"It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works."
"O. K.", said the warden. "I've got to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?"
"Well, what?", says the redneck.
The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH", replied the warden!
"What fish?", replied the redneck.

Moral of the story: rednecks may not be as smart as some city
slickers, but they ain't as dumb as some government employees!
Old 02-22-2007, 07:20 PM
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Man i wish i thought of that a couple weeks ago...hahaha
Old 02-22-2007, 08:40 PM
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I saw your reply about the track days. Keep on my *** about them. I still need to get the harnesses. When I do, would you be interested in helping me install them? I'm thinking of welding tabs to the harness bar and using clips so I can easily remove them. Good or bad idea??
Old 02-22-2007, 08:48 PM
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Default Be glad to help. I'm prob going to get the neighbors shop for a weekend in late March

to do the DV relo, Haldex Orange and FMIC. You are welcome to come over and mod as well.

I don't know about welding the clips to it. I'd be concerned about altering the metal properties of the bar and compromising its strength. It really doesn't take that long to hook them up to the bar. It's just a wraparound and thread it through the buckle three times. Or you can do what I do and just loosen the loop a little, unbolt one end of the bar and slip it off.
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