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Poor ergonomic design and scandalous "incidents" - tsk, tsk!!!

Old 07-14-2001, 12:49 PM
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So, after a very indulgent dinner and some rather scandalous moves on the dance floor last night, my "incident" (that's what I've been calling my dates lately, that or "trick") and I returned to the TT for the long ride home... Naturely, I suggested a long "scenic" route home, with intentions of stopping and seeing some "sights" on the way home... Well, sure enough the scenic overlook that we "happened" upon provided the perfect reprieve, despite the pitch darkness and no idea of what we were supposed to be able to see... hee, hee...

Well, I've got to tell you, this little "incident," (see above) caused my only real complaint with the TT to date: very poor interior design re: interior nooky (hanky panky, gettin' your groove on, etc... I never know what you youngsters are calling it these days - Denny calls it "climbin' the cannon... hee, hee). Don't German engineers "have it off" in their cars? and shouldn't this be a design consideration? I'm writing a letter to AoA.

Despite any number of seat adjustments and even a half-hearted attempt at folding the rear seats down (I'm 6'2", shouldn'ta even bothered...), The Raven(ous) One foiled all of my amorous startegies, until we had to resort to the great outdoors, despite a light mist... The one and only time I've missed my Grand Cher. since The Raven(ous) One arrived, alas...

Ouch (scratch, scratch) I think I have poison ivy (I won't say where), again...
Old 07-14-2001, 12:53 PM
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Get a room!
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or a mini-van!
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Eccchhh!!! Celibacy seems a more probable solution ;-)
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Too much information for me..... get a sleeping bag tho...lol
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Seems like the forum is w/o its usual humor this Sat. afternoon? I'll wait 'til after happy hour ;-)
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TT stands for "Take a Tarp?"
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Default I think the sticker in the door jamb also stands for...

no nookie in the back of a TT by people over 4'11".
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Stinkin' Rat Ba$tard Salesdude - I was misinformed - dammitt!!!
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I mean they have all those crash-test dummies lyin' around - come on Hans - get creative!!!

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