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esanmiguel

I always thought that the new VW beetles looked good in black.

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YOUR REPLACEMENT's country.

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esanmiguel

Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes a big Hawaiian man who was screwing his wife beside the pool because they thought it was real pretty. He tells you to get out of there, but you start faking it, like you're talking Hawaiian, and then he gets mad and chases you...

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err...that's nice, man. *locks the door*

YosemyTT

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.

esanmiguel

a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.

Laguna

Uhh... being on Kaua'i right now gives me a tremendous case of the shakes after that imagery.

esanmiguel

On vacation?

tylor

heavenly