Is there a function where you can lock the doors but NOT arm the alarm?
 

My friggin alarm keeps going off and I would like to lock the doors and keep the alarm off...
Too much to ask?

yep
 

center console there should be the disarm button, shut car off open door hit button get out. You'll know because the light blinks rapidily 5-6 rimes before setting into its' normall pattern

The alarm still arms with that, it just disables the motion sensor.

that's just for the interior motion sensor I thought?

thought that was too easy an answer ;-)

arsehump says wha?

Yeah. Its called the "alarm" in an S4!

I guarantee you that there is a bit in the code that enables/disables the alarm, but it's not...
 

..documented anywhere as far as I can tell. If you've got a week or so, you can try all values. :)

here some roadkill to ruin your lunch
 

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That's gooooo-oood eatin' on Wonder Bread with French's fancy yellow mustard.