cubstter

Chocolate is a Vegetable: Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = Vegetable.

Sugar is derived from either sugar Cane or sugar Beets. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category.

Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it TOO slowly. Do NOT drive your TT.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot TT? The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off

MichaelTT

lol...hmmm beer is a veggie too...hell Vodka is a veggie..this is sounding better.. ;-)