Wennch

A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

I don't have a license to kill but I do have a learners permit.

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Toilet stolen from police station. Cops have nothing to go on.

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

Here I am!!! What are your other two wishes?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

Half the people in the world are below average. I loved that one!

Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Strip mining prevents forest fires.

Arkansas State Motto: Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Laugh.

A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand
times more memory!

If a thing is worth doing wouldn't it have been done already?

If we weren't meant to eat animals why are they made of meat?

Ham and Eggs. Just a day's work for a chicken but a lifetime
commitment for a pig.

PaTT

It should be that half the people in the world are below median; I would argue that more than half are below average.

"I'm here, what were your other two wishes" - I'm going to use that one tonight!

Jason Chen

"YAY!!! I finally got a monkey!!"

::smirk:: women..........

Jason Chen

I just did, it backfired....

nansaidh

let us know how it goes for you, Pat ;-)

Wennch

;-)

PaTT

About as well as you'd expect....

nansaidh

or did you try that on Grendel? ;-)

PaTT

Or someone with lower standards...