will eighTT get his car today? details inside
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will eighTT get his car today? details inside
the following is a letter i recieved from a militant group called "The Bavarian Inspection Squad Of Audi:
"Thank you for writing us Mr. Everso Chessmaster. We have been struggling to find the right words to describe what happened in San Diego. When we arrived, the executives of Audi Of America were huddled in some kind of circular arrangements and a few of them had blood on their shirts. We then saw piles and piles of cheeseburgers with smashed bottles of Ketchup. That was not blood on their shirts, it was Ketchup. We proceeded to speak with them about their issues with the 3.2 TT. 3 of them immediately launched into seizures and fell off the port. Supposedly they sailed to Indonesia and pawned off their possessions to become freedom fighters for the Indonesian revolution.
We then proceeded to go to the 3.2 cars. The 3.2 cars were covered in all sorts of fluids. There was a mucous-like sheet covering all of their bodywork. Many of them had smashed glass and some of them had bodily fluids on the inside. We got past this and looked at the gearbox. The DSG gearbox was intact and constructed of Styrofoam.
We were then forced to spend 5 days removing the Styrofoam gearbox and inserting one made of metal. We ran out of metal, so we transformed a few gearboxes from a bunch of 1967 Ford Fairlanes that were found in a junkyard near by. These Fairlanes were "built Ford tough" and so is the new 3.2 TT. We think these Fairlane 4 Speed Automatics converted to DSG are "even better than the real thing".
There was one 3.2 TT that we treated especially well. Supposedly this was the owner's 3rd TT. On this TT, we proceeded to transplant a very fuel efficient 1.3 Turbo engine into. We presumed that this owner must want good fuel efficiency. Hence the change was made.
We fixed the glass, removed the bodily fluids from the inside....and the TTs should be ready to roll out of the ports this week.
Thank you for your interest,
Hans from The Bavarian Inspection Squad Of Audi"
"Thank you for writing us Mr. Everso Chessmaster. We have been struggling to find the right words to describe what happened in San Diego. When we arrived, the executives of Audi Of America were huddled in some kind of circular arrangements and a few of them had blood on their shirts. We then saw piles and piles of cheeseburgers with smashed bottles of Ketchup. That was not blood on their shirts, it was Ketchup. We proceeded to speak with them about their issues with the 3.2 TT. 3 of them immediately launched into seizures and fell off the port. Supposedly they sailed to Indonesia and pawned off their possessions to become freedom fighters for the Indonesian revolution.
We then proceeded to go to the 3.2 cars. The 3.2 cars were covered in all sorts of fluids. There was a mucous-like sheet covering all of their bodywork. Many of them had smashed glass and some of them had bodily fluids on the inside. We got past this and looked at the gearbox. The DSG gearbox was intact and constructed of Styrofoam.
We were then forced to spend 5 days removing the Styrofoam gearbox and inserting one made of metal. We ran out of metal, so we transformed a few gearboxes from a bunch of 1967 Ford Fairlanes that were found in a junkyard near by. These Fairlanes were "built Ford tough" and so is the new 3.2 TT. We think these Fairlane 4 Speed Automatics converted to DSG are "even better than the real thing".
There was one 3.2 TT that we treated especially well. Supposedly this was the owner's 3rd TT. On this TT, we proceeded to transplant a very fuel efficient 1.3 Turbo engine into. We presumed that this owner must want good fuel efficiency. Hence the change was made.
We fixed the glass, removed the bodily fluids from the inside....and the TTs should be ready to roll out of the ports this week.
Thank you for your interest,
Hans from The Bavarian Inspection Squad Of Audi"
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first of all you chancre of a man
in the past few months you have EVER posted here, there has ALWAYS been racist words said.
And they have always been to me. As someone who doesn't bring up these issues in the context of a normal post, i am dissappointed in your comments each and every time you have posted to me.
You know your intentions in the end. And you have to live in your own filth of a mind.
no cheers for you.
And they have always been to me. As someone who doesn't bring up these issues in the context of a normal post, i am dissappointed in your comments each and every time you have posted to me.
You know your intentions in the end. And you have to live in your own filth of a mind.
no cheers for you.