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Old 05-01-2008, 10:47 PM
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Default Your Tax Rebate:

The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a minimum of $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If we
spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will
go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras, and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan . If we
purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ...and none of it will help
the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy
prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products
still produced in the USA . Thank you for your help & please support the US!
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Really? I didn't get a cent. Go rant somewhere else.
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Lol
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Default I object to the useless crap comment about Taiwan >>>

but I thank you for not putting Taiwan and China together. LOL.
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Default boohoo.. you make too much money! :) I'll send you $1 of mine.

If its free money you want from the govt apply for the $40 coupon to purchase a digital converter box for when TV goes 100% digital.
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Default I think you missed the obvious...re: Your Tax Rebate:

I'm using mine to pay taxes
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Default The weed will only be American if you are lucky...

because more then likely it will have been smuggled in from Canadian or Mexican.
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Camrys and Accords are built in the US.
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is Heineken made in the US?
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In reality, none of us are. They'll find a way to take it back by tax season 2008.


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